Catholic League president Bill Donohue is urging you to "
As I'm exceedingly curious as to what sort of bizzarre fantasies my "inner self" might be clutching at, I want you all to know that I'm officially available for
indoctrination adoption. I'll even print out an official looking adoption certificate like the ones you get when you buy adopt a Cabbage Patch Doll or a Pound Puppy! You can hang it on your wall to show everyone how sanctimonious caring you are! I'm not just any old atheist either, I'm a NEW Atheist™! This is prime stock we're talking about here! You'd be a fool to pass me up!