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I am Jack’s Complete Lack of Surprise
According to Pentagon spokesman Capt. John Kirby, the impact on the military in regard to the repeal of DADT has been "."
In spite of the fevered predictions spouted by folks like Elaine Donnelly, president of the Center for Military Readiness (a hysterical religious group seemingly far more concerned with the "homosexual agenda" than things that might actually assist in military readiness), the United States armed forces have steadfastly refused to unravel at the seams since the queers in their ranks have been allowed to out themselves. Retention levels are high, recruitment goals are being met, and the filthy homos have yet to start their expected mass campaign of unrestrained rape and decor improvement.
Go figure.
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April 5th, 2012 - 20:50
Gee. Almost like humans in the military could think with the head they don’t store in their pants. Like they have since time began.
News flash! Roman legions did NOT have a problem with gender preferences. Marching with a sword was a lot more important than what rubs your genitals.
I swear, some people seem to believe things they don’t like are new and actually problems. Like violence. Kids are violent unless well trained. The fact that we have videogames doesn’t change the fact that some kids are assholes, and raised by same. The fact that we have gay people does not mean we didn’t have them previously.
April 6th, 2012 - 13:23
Ack! You’ve bought into the horrible homosexual agenda! The military is entirely populated by socially-retarded troglodytes! They’ll all rage quit when they find out there are people in their ranks that like outies instead of innies (or vice-versa)! The fact that they haven’t all gone AWOL already is only due to their incredible stupidity! They just haven’t figured it out yet! Just you wait!
Wow… that was actually hard to write. Who knew that being a poe could hurt your ethics so badly?
April 7th, 2012 - 18:07
This is one reason the written language needs a sarcasm symbol. Like quotes, but for snark. It can remove some of the sting. But… well… the problem with satire; past a certain point… the abyss stares back.