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11May/123

A 7,000 Year Reprieve, Give or Take a Few

 

Sorry, doomsdayers - it appears that another Mayan calendar has been unearthed from the Xultun ruins, and it includes dates some 7,000 years in the future.  Two years ago, archaeologists discovered a small residential room that had been partially exposed by looters.  Utilized by an ancient scribe, the room contained murals and hieroglyphs that correspond to a 260-day ceremonial calendar, the 365-day calendar, the 584-day sky track of Venus, and the 780-day sky track of Mars.

Weird.  I guess Pinchbeck must have heard Quetzolcoatl wrong

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  1. Great. So, when’s the next doomsday prophecy? I am going to have to start planning a party for it. I hope it’s biblical again. I finally came up with a good name for the mock survivor’s party. “Revelation Revelry” :D

    Mayan Mirth just doesn’t carry the same cachet… at least if you’re not absolutely willing to put your heart into it.

    • I’m pretty sure the woo-meisters will simply go with the December 21st, 2012 date as planned. After all, it’s not as though actual information stained their predictions to begin with.

      • My favorite scenario for 2012 was always Shadowrun. Because that leads to a dragon running for president… and commercially available direct neural interfaces. Best dystopia ever! :D


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