The New York Times dropped yet another bombshell on the Catholic church last night, reporting that Cardinal Timothy Dolan paid collared pedophiles to leave the priesthood. A spokesman for the archdiocese confirmed the report, stating that the payments were used as "motivation" to keep the accused rapists from contesting their removal from the priesthood. No word on whether or not the priests would have been equally motivated to go along with their defrocking from inside the prison cell where they belonged.
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