Welcome!

Most of the people I know struggle with weight or exercise issues. Let's face it, I hang around with a comics and caffeine crowd - most of our physical exertion is limited to dungeon crawling. Typically, however, battling necromancers does very little to decrease your pant size - no matter how many bards you've got tagging along.

That's all about to change.

Utilizing the system at ChoreWars.com, we've set up a series of fitness based adventures to help keep you on track. The familiar stats system provides you with instant gratification, treasures and monsters help keep you amused, and the friendly competition of the other members of your party helps keep you motivated. Anyone can join our happy band of Contrived Pwnishments adventurers - just click the Join the Party! link in the right-hand menu, sign up for a free ChoreWars account, create your character and start leveling up!

This site serves as a communication center for our party. You must login to participate in the forum, send mail to other members, or use the chat feature. If you already have a WordPress login, you can change how your name is displayed on the ConTrived Pwnishments site from the My Profile page under Preferences.

Thanks for stopping by, and happy adventuring!